changing wives

my friend Dominique asked me to do a cover up job on his tattoo,
you have to do that now and then to appease the new wife,shell hit you with a rusted metal pipe every time she sees your old wife's name tattooed somewhere in your body

they wanted a fish symbol for Christians i said lets do a tribal dragon instead they said yes after it was finished they ask how much i said i don't want your money just give me a long neck bottle of rum they said ok we will visit next week, they never did